Because Any Day Can Stand a Few More Laughs...

"I need big thumbs for the manly things that men do. Like hitting things...with hammers. ESPECIALLY sledge hammers." -Nick W.


"Don't be offended if I don't write anything profane. I mean profound!" -Mary N.


"I'm masculine and easy." -Sister Liana


"Voldemort's not really a party animal..." -Joseph C.


"Zombiism and communism go hand in hand!" -Nick W.


"When I pulled your toe, I heard piano music." -Kaela C.


"Is there a Nobel Prize for cooking? No, seriously!" -Nick W.


"Kate is like a cape in that she's flowing and beautiful, and she'll strangle you if you put her on too tight." -Andy P.


"I thought Jesus spoke English!" -Wade


"But Mom, he scattered my pants across the galaxy!" -Isaac


"You're trying to argue with me, but we have no....qualms." -Riley B.


"Good times like a stream of gold cheese." -Christian P.


"I curse your mustaches. BOTH OF THEM!"


"Jesus was a lot like Elvis, only WAY more famous!" -Isaac


"If the moon was a banana, it would have enough potassium to give you a heart attack!" -Nick W.


"I wholeheartedly agree, my African-American brother!" -Melody P.


"What?! Don't I give good back massages??" -Christian G.


"I once killed a colony of ants. With fire." -Christian P.


"Bassoons sound like someone is farting. Cellos sound like someone is sculpting an angel!" -John W.


"Your wig plus my tights equals a party." -Joseph C.


"He's never been pulled over because he...well....never mind." -Mrs. V


"Oh middle finger!" -Dad


"I want bacon, pancakes, and dessert for dinner! And for dessert, I want more dessert!" -Mom


"Today is Steak Sunday. I mean Fast Sunday." -Emma C.


"Nick, look at the flag." "I don't need to! I can see its reflection in your eyes." -Nick W.


"Can you imagine how dysfunction society would be if everyone was ME?" -Jozi B.


"Hufflepuff is the platypus of Hogwarts." -Kat


"Don't take the repeats. Now, let's repeat straight through!" -Mr. Larson


"According to Darwinism, if I hunt only really fast creatures, eventually I'll have rockets for legs." -Christian P.


"We're not crazy." "Yeah, if we were crazy, we'd be holding knives." -Christian & Caleb


"Veal can apparate onto the Death Star." -Jozi B.


"Henry David Thoreau is going to shoot you. He liked rifles." -Christian P.


"You don't have to move! It's like your marinating my seat!" -Steffany B.


"That guy is like a buffalo. A wild, rabid buffalo."


"Chopin was like the AC/DC of a long, LONG time ago." -Nick G.


"You know, avocados would sell a lot better if they were marketed as zombie pears." -Joseph M.


"That wasn't a punch! It was a friendly pat on the arm...with my fist." -Nick G.


"Gouda cheese?! I LOVE GOUDA CHEESE! It's like Buddha, but cheese!" -Caleb K.


"No one would know you were wearing a biohazard suit if you were also wearing a Buzz Lightyear costume!" -Jozi B.


"This book starts with a throng of bearded men and women." -Mrs. V


"Let's play kill your neighbor! The rules are simple." -John W.




I hope these lovely quotes have produced some kind of happiness in your soul this day. :o)


Love always,
Kate